With An Act Of Pure Science

What are unicorns?

Well my friend, unicorns are majestic creatures that live at the end of double rainbows and some live at the end of a normal rainbow. Unicorns have the ability to make a trail of rainbow sparkles when they fly around. Most unicorns wise-crack. The typical unicorn's diet consists mainly of skittles, so if you lost some of your skittles, now you know where it went. ;)

I never saw one, so they are not real!

Just because you have never seen a unicorn doesn't mean that these creatures are not real. Most believers of the unicorn have seen at least one. If you are a believer and yet you haven't seen any unicorn, chances are that they hate you.

What's up with the unicorn in the banner?

That unicorn has a rare disease called Badlydrawnitis. Due to the unicorn's rare disease, it caused the unicorn to take a picture of itself. The unicorn then posted the picture on Tumblr and now everyone knows him.

What are other unicorn diseases?

Unicorns are just like us humans, but more awesome. They have diseases like us. Some have cures but most don't. You see, there aren't many unicorn doctors there. One of the most common diseases of a unicorn is Flunicorn. The unicorn with this disease will be more grouchy and when it flies, instead of sparkles, bubbles appear. One of the rare diseases of a unicorn, which is actually a good thing in the unicorn society, is Sparkitis. The unicorn with this disease will be able to produce more sparkles, thus giving it a greater magic power.

Magic Power?

Unicorns have magical powers. There powers would be very useful to us. One of the basic powers of every unicorn is flight. Some unicorns can grant wishes. After graduating in the Uniharvard University or Unibridge University the unicorn will be able to know more skills. Such as turning flies into Skittles and turning saltwater into energy drinks.

What are the unicorns other powers?

I'm glad that you are interested in the unicorns powers. I'll be happy to tell you more of their powers. The basic powers learned at birth are flight, producing sparkles, turning carbon dioxide into oxygen and creating a feeling of peace. During the middle stages of a unicorns life, which is uni-ager or a unikid the unicorn may learn more skills. Some of these skills are fluff words, fluff words are like the opposite of curse words. They are kind words that only unicorns can pronounce (besides your parrot, but you wouldn't want one getting near a unicorn) they create a feeling of happiness and joy. Another kind of special words unicorns learn in their middle years are tear words. Tear words can be used to cheer up sad beings. Another skill learned in a unicorns middle years include unipartying. Where a bunch of unicorns perform a magical ritual which creates a normal rainbow. Even if two are performed at the same time, this can not create a double rainbow. After graduating, some skills learned are being able to translate any language to Unienglish and breathing underwater. During the unicorns adult years some unicorns do great things that change the Unicorn world or the human world in a positive way. Doing this enables a unicorn to create a double rainbow. A unicorn can only create one double rainbow in their life. Only a magical magical unicorn can create more than one double rainbow.

Unienglish?

The language of unicorns.

Double rainbow?

All the way across the sky! A double rainbow occurs when there are two rainbows at the same time. One below the other and one above the other.

What happens specifically during a uniparty?

At least 3 unicorns form together and dance to some music on the top 50. After that they form a rainbow and do all kinds of awesome stuff. The awesomeness is too awesome and breaks the barrier to the human world. Thus creating a great happiness, also forming a sudden silence in many areas. So if there is a sudden silence, smile for the uniparty! :D


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Map Of Unitopia

Unitopia Map i know you spell stuff in a different way but in unitopia thats how you spell it!

Unicorn Ninja Picture

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Ninja Unicorns

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